Finally, the time has come where we are able to speak our minds. Daily we deal with such hardships like traffic, moving, alarm clocks, laundry, bills, and brokeness. All people should find at least one thing in their lives that can make them smile. We have found such a thing. This thing is food.
Today, we must confess we did not indulge our bellies. We instead decided to move. Now as President and Head Council, this is something that is absolutely unacceptable. So now we leave you until later. For we must go and rectify our broken vows. We are repenting here and now on this website and hear us clearly: WE WILL EAT FOR ALWAYS.
"Wiggle your big toe." (Kill Bill, Vol. 1)
"We'll just have to fight in the shade." (300)
Shellans3
Sunday, September 30, 2007
A gift to share with the world
Here we are. For so long we have been eating in silence. Great food, large portions and naps are now to be shared with the World Wide Web.
EAT CLUB can no longer be contained! The thrill of a perfect naked queso burrito with both chesses and a fourth helping of Avril's Mac N Cheese can not be hidden from society any longer. We must share our sensitive palates with others who are like us. For too long people with this gift have been without guidance, without proper training. It is time for us, the chosen hungry ones, to provide guidance for our fellow fantastic eaters.
I hereby christen this blog as the official EAT CLUB website. The rules of EAT CLUB will not change. For our well being, we must remember to keep our identities a secret. We know who each other are and those people know who I am talking about; we are the holders of the cards.
When you come upon a fine fooding experience, share with us all. Don't hold back in your description of each meal; there are people who need us.
If you are like us and this is your first time to this website - Greetings! We understand what you are going through. Fine foods are hard to discover but remember you can't give up in your quest. Find information about your gift here as well as some hot spots for food. Become familiar with the rules, they provide structure and breaking one is grounds for termination. May the Great Chef be with you!
The revolution begins now.
EAT CLUB can no longer be contained! The thrill of a perfect naked queso burrito with both chesses and a fourth helping of Avril's Mac N Cheese can not be hidden from society any longer. We must share our sensitive palates with others who are like us. For too long people with this gift have been without guidance, without proper training. It is time for us, the chosen hungry ones, to provide guidance for our fellow fantastic eaters.
I hereby christen this blog as the official EAT CLUB website. The rules of EAT CLUB will not change. For our well being, we must remember to keep our identities a secret. We know who each other are and those people know who I am talking about; we are the holders of the cards.
When you come upon a fine fooding experience, share with us all. Don't hold back in your description of each meal; there are people who need us.
If you are like us and this is your first time to this website - Greetings! We understand what you are going through. Fine foods are hard to discover but remember you can't give up in your quest. Find information about your gift here as well as some hot spots for food. Become familiar with the rules, they provide structure and breaking one is grounds for termination. May the Great Chef be with you!
The revolution begins now.
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